GOTHAM IS THE BEST GUYS
you can’t fool me that’s a dragon
I need feminism because I should be able to fall asleep next to a platonic friend and not wake up with his hands in my pants!
You don’t need feminism you need different friends.
#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party
I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.
the pinnacle of a musician’s career is having a Stand named after one of their songs
30 Day Movie Challenge Day 20: Favorite Actress
I love her so much
Brothers in arms
NRX-055 Baund Doc